This is my personal website which is currently playing host to my songs because I am rather dim with technology and cant get back into my myspace music account. Should probably start a new one. There is the upbeat and almost-award-winning-but-I-fucked-up "Dragonflies." There is also a recording of me reading Rudyard Kipling's Just So Story How The Camel Got His Hump. There is a particularly rude rap about cakes, and a song about my mate, Garry. The rest of this site is for joining up all my internetness, not that there's much.

Dragonflies

Fancy Cake (Slap My Gataeux Up)

How The Camel Got His Hump

Garry's Song

Oh yes, and a plastic cushion company stole my webname.